mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

(Source: misandrywhale, via heatherxotchilll)

• mom: how are your grades this semester?
• me: mother what's important is that we have our health

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

(via dcdomino)

justinshouseofdreams:

how to be gamer:

• play game
• congratulation u r gamer now
• anyone says ur not
• hit them with game device

(via browneyedgirl78)

batcrooks:

xcgirl08:

battybravery:

YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE

SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF

IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT

BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES

THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED

I am more than a bit disturbed by how hard I laughed at this. 

I LOVE THIS

(Source: battyy, via browneyedgirl78)

lord-of-the-swings:

i found this picture of leonardo dicaprio

so i just

im sorry.

 

(Source: olivertwistandshout, via browneyedgirl78)